I’m too funny

There’s been a shooting near my mum’s work and she’s getting all excited because of all the press and the drama. 

-through text- 

Mother - Another tents gone up. Phone Sherlock I think they need help

Me -  I can’t, he’s pretending to be dead, anyway, he doesn’t leave his apartment for any case less than a 7, this is quite clearly a 5…if that.

Mother - you tit.

Haha.